Why I May Have to Eat My Emoticons

Most of the time, HR and employment law are serious topics. But, sometimes, they can be seriously funny. Today, I read something that qualified for the latter description. It strikes me as so funny that I just have to share it with you, dear readers.

Regular readers may recall a post I wrote a while back about the dangers of communicating with email. Recent research seems to confirm what many of us have long suspected–that recipients are more likely to give a negative connotation to email than they would if the same conversation had taken place face-to-face.


Some smart folks had suggested that the use of emoticons in emails would help to communicate the tone of the message and could help to prevent unintended negative inferences. I enthusiastically endorsed the idea and admitted that I use emoticons a lot already–probably a lot more than most people in general and almost certainly more than most lawyers.

Well, a survey I read about today may have me eating my words–or, more accurately, my emoticons. According to an article at the Huffington Post, the survey found that emoticons may be sending more of a message than we thought. Specifically, the survey reported that:

“71 percent of women and 90 percent of men said that receiving a winky face indicates the possibility of romance or a first date”

Yes, you read that correctly–according to the survey, including an emoticon in your email is today’s pick-up line. And, according to the survey, the technique works! The survey also found that about half of office romances started with an emoticon.

Apparently, I’m not the only one who’s been sending the wrong message unintentionally–the same survey reported that about half of office workers say that they use emoticons regularly in emails sent to coworkers. So, maybe it’s not just me.

But, so as not to risk sending the wrong message with my emoticon usage, maybe I’ll add yet another disclaimer to my email stationery that says:

This email is not intended to convey an intent or desire to engage in any romantic or inappropriate conduct of any kind. Any emoticons used herein should not be interpreted in any manner that infers or implies an intent by the sender to engage in any romantic or otherwise inappropriate conduct.

What do you think–sufficiently confusing, yet effective? Just in case I can’t get approval to add the proposed disclaimer, though, let me just say this: If you receive an email from me and it includes an emoticon–winking, smiling, thumbs up, otherwise–I assure you that it is not a way for me to suggest any kind of indecent proposal.

Just so we’ve got that all cleared up. And, if you found this story to be particularly entertaining, you can thank our friends over at the Alabama Employment Law Blog, whose post alerted me to the story. But chose your email emoticons carefully–you wouldn’t want them to get the wrong idea, after all.

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