Navigating office politics can be difficult. Even in workplaces without backstabbers and manipulators, we all have days when it can be, well, shall we say, difficult to play well in the sandbox with others.
The best piece of advice I ever received when it comes to getting along with others is to remember that not everyone thinks like I do. Of course, I know that this is true. But even the obvious can be easily forgotten. There is a novel way to keep it mind, though.
If you want to manage your workplace (or other) relationships better, try starting with a personality analysis. And Muppet Theory may be the analysis you’ve been looking for. Muppet Theory, in short, proffers that everyone can be classified as either a Chaos Muppet or an Order Muppet.
Chaos Muppets are out-of-control, emotional, volatile. They tend toward the blue and fuzzy. They make their way through life in a swirling maelstrom of food crumbs, small flaming objects, and the letter C. Cookie Monster, Ernie, Grover, Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and–paradigmatically–Animal, are all Chaos Muppets. So, I must tell you, is Justice Stephen Breyer.
Order Muppets–and I’m thinking about Bert, Scooter, Sam the Eagle, Kermit the Frog, and the blue guy who is perennially harassed by Grover at restaurants (the Order Muppet Everyman)–tend to be neurotic, highly regimented, averse to surprises and may sport monstrously large eyebrows. They sometimes resent the responsibility of the world weighing on their felt shoulders, but they secretly revel in the knowledge that they keep the show running. Your first grade teacher was probably an Order Muppet. So is Chief Justice John Roberts.
Litwick goes on to explain that you can determine which type of Muppet your office mate is by the workspace that he or she keeps. She likens a Chaos Muppet’s desk to Oscar’s garbage can. But Chaos Muppets aren’t all bad, she reminds us–too many Order Muppets means no cookies for anyone.
You may find that the quirky behavior of that coworker who drives you buggy is a little less quirky when think of him as an Ernie instead of a Bert. Go ahead and try it. Then have a cookie.
And, in case you are wondering why the reference to two Supreme Court justices, Litwick writes about the law and courts for Slate, which just confirms for me that she’s totally awesome, as if her Muppet Theory didn’t do that already.